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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

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: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

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: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

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: #Laughs Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire.

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: #Laughs When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can't let you in.

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: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

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: #Laughs What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

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: #Laughs How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !

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: #Laughs Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

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: #Laughs For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

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: #Laughs Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

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: #Laughs |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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: #Laughs Mr.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

: #Laughs What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

: #Laughs "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer."Keyboard" ---- Place to hang your truck keys."Window" ------ Place in the truck to hang your guns."Floppy" ------ When you run out of P

: #Laughs Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding on fire.

: #Laughs When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven."Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can't let you in.

: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

: #Laughs What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !

: #Laughs How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !

: #Laughs Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

: #Laughs For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

: #Laughs Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

: #Laughs A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped.

: #Laughs |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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