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: #Laughs When I was in jr.

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: #Laughs Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

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: #Laughs A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

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: #Laughs A guy admired the hair of three girls.

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: #Laughs A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over th

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: #Laughs "Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"

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: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

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: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

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: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

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: #Laughs Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.

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: #Laughs Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet".

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

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: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

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: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

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: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

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: #Laughs These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

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: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

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: #Laughs What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!

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: #Laughs When I was in jr.

: #Laughs Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !

: #Laughs A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

: #Laughs A guy admired the hair of three girls.

: #Laughs A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over th

: #Laughs "Waiter ! Have you got frogs' legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"

: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

: #Laughs Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more.

: #Laughs Why is "red" the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can't spell "crimson" or "scarlet".

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin!

: #Laughs Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

: #Laughs A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest teeth I've ever come across"

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says with anticipated agony, "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which t

: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

: #Laughs These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again.

: #Laughs |Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with.

: #Laughs What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry!

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