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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

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: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

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: #Laughs What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

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: #Laughs |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

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: #Laughs |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

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: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

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: #Laughs Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's 0.

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: #Laughs A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monday.

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: #Laughs How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

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: #Laughs An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden.

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: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

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: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

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: #Laughs Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

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: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

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: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

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: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

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: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

: #Laughs Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

: #Laughs What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !

: #Laughs |The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

: #Laughs |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's 0.

: #Laughs A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monday.

: #Laughs How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...

: #Laughs An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden.

: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

: #Laughs The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry...

: #Laughs Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? - None.

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.

: #Laughs What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !

: #Laughs |Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

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