Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Newest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo."

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

: #Laughs |Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

: #Laughs Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

: #Laughs Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect? A: Everything's 0.

: #Laughs A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monday.

: #Laughs |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My Mother taught me TO THINK

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn't get any because he couldn't throw the dog high enough.

: #Laughs Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurance company ... Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that.

: #Laughs An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm smile, "I gladdened seven hearts today." "Seven hearts?" asks the friend.
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.