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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who had a new bath put in? The plumber said, "Would you like a plug for it?" The idiot replied, "Oh, I didn't know it was electric."
: #Laughs There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up and went to the restroom and on his way he passed his mothers room and looked in and saw his mom rubbing her breasts and saying" I NEED A MAN".
: #Laughs This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time? We do things in a big way down here in Texas.""Sure," he says and they were off to the nearest motel.
: #Laughs A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.
: #Laughs |A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
: #Laughs This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live to be 100." She looked around and didn't see anyone.
: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am,' he said politely, ' but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that ev
: #Laughs When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look for the nurse with dirty knees and swollen lips!
: #Laughs 1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.
: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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