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: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

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: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

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: #Laughs What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

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: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

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: #Laughs A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond.

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: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

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: #Laughs This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice.

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: #Laughs Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm.

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: #Laughs One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom.

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: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

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: #Laughs Read more Aardvark jokes

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: #Laughs |The judge called the case of People vs.

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: #Laughs Bob and Tom both like to golf.

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: #Laughs Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

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: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

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: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

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: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

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: #Laughs ring ring"Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?""I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whisperedhuskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you untilmorni

: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.

: #Laughs What to do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth

: #Laughs |Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest.

: #Laughs A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond.

: #Laughs Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.

: #Laughs This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife, so he went to the doctor for advice.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm.

: #Laughs One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom.

: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood.

: #Laughs Read more Aardvark jokes

: #Laughs |The judge called the case of People vs.

: #Laughs Bob and Tom both like to golf.

: #Laughs Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.

: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

: #Laughs - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!" - Yo Mama's so ugly, they pu

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