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: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!

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: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

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: #Laughs When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.

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: #Laughs "I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't

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: #Laughs |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

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: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

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: #Laughs Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington

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: #Laughs Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy.

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: #Laughs Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"- Lynda Montgomery"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."- Jo

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: #Laughs A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other.

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: #Laughs |Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

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: #Laughs This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.

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: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

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: #Laughs A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks.

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: #Laughs Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs A business man got on an elevator in a building.

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: #Laughs My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in a short black dress walked by.My eyes couldn't help but follow her as she passed by our table.The girlfriend glared at me and snapped, "So, do you want to date her??"

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!

: #Laughs These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

: #Laughs When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake.

: #Laughs "I got your community service right here pal!" "Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on." "You couldn't carry Wapner's gavel you moron!" "You're not as easy to buy as others said you were." "No you robe wearing geek." "I don't

: #Laughs |The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up.

: #Laughs A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane.

: #Laughs Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington

: #Laughs Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy.

: #Laughs Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"- Lynda Montgomery"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."- Jo

: #Laughs A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other.

: #Laughs |Patient: My hair keeps falling out.

: #Laughs This woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery.

: #Laughs When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living.

: #Laughs A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks.

: #Laughs Mary arrived home from school covered in spots.

: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

: #Laughs A business man got on an elevator in a building.

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