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: #Laughs |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football?It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The cham

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: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

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: #Laughs December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me...

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: #Laughs |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

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: #Laughs If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

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: #Laughs Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight.

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: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

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: #Laughs Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

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: #Laughs |After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

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: #Laughs What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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: #Laughs When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

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: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

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: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

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: #Laughs Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

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: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

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: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Li

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: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+...as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) + (1/3 - 1/5) + (1/5 - 1/7) + (1/7 - 1/9) + ...

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: #Laughs |What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football?It was a boxer! What did they call Dracula when he won the league?The cham

: #Laughs |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!

: #Laughs December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me...

: #Laughs |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years.

: #Laughs If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

: #Laughs Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of bored after dinner onenight.

: #Laughs Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!Judi: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean wi

: #Laughs Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!

: #Laughs |After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.

: #Laughs What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

: #Laughs When is it unlucky to see a black cat ? When your a mouse !

: #Laughs The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father.

: #Laughs Women love to talk on the phone.

: #Laughs Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.

: #Laughs The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.

: #Laughs She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense of humor.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Li

: #Laughs |Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(13) + 1/(35) + 1/(57) + 1/(79)+...as 1/2((1/1 - 1/3) + (1/3 - 1/5) + (1/5 - 1/7) + (1/7 - 1/9) + ...

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