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: #Laughs How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck

: #Laughs Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface.

: #Laughs Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

: #Laughs What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."

: #Laughs A little boy went into a baker's' 'How much are those cakes ? he asked 'Two for 25 cents,' said the baker ' How much does one cost ?' asked the boy '13 cents,' said the baker 'Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents !' said the

: #Laughs When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service.

: #Laughs Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !

: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

: #Laughs |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don't care and continue to use it.I know they're wrong, wait and see.Someday we'll see it, the

: #Laughs One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial testimony, she came upon an ornate bottle that had washed up on shore.

: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

: #Laughs An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick.
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