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: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

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: #Laughs Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

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: #Laughs One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether.

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: #Laughs A man is in a bar having a drink.

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: #Laughs One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

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: #Laughs A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well.

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: #Laughs The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.

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: #Laughs A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

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: #Laughs A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.

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: #Laughs Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

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: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

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: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

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: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

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: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

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: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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: #Laughs Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

: #Laughs Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter.

: #Laughs One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether.

: #Laughs A man is in a bar having a drink.

: #Laughs One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

: #Laughs What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with "Once upon a time...".A black one starts off with "Yo ass ain't gonna believe dis shit..."

: #Laughs A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well.

: #Laughs The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree.

: #Laughs A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"

: #Laughs A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R.

: #Laughs Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival.

: #Laughs Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

: #Laughs These "Weird Reference Questions" are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv.

: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

: #Laughs Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.

: #Laughs There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him.

: #Laughs Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

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