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: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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: #Laughs What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"

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: #Laughs |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you

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: #Laughs A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

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: #Laughs |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow this employee to

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus.

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: #Laughs Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.

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: #Laughs Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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: #Laughs |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don't care and continue to use it.I know they're wrong, wait and see.Someday we'll see it, the

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: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those guys?

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: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

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: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

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: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

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: #Laughs G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"

: #Laughs |Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.Q: How do you make a french horn sound like a trombone?A: Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.Q: How do you

: #Laughs A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

: #Laughs He said..

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

: #Laughs |RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow this employee to

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus.

: #Laughs Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.

: #Laughs Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.

: #Laughs |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designed by morons,and Windows had got DOS inside.But some don't care and continue to use it.I know they're wrong, wait and see.Someday we'll see it, the

: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: "Thanks, Guys!"A2: "Are you boys all in the same band?"A3: Do you guys all play for the same team?A4: Who were all those guys?

: #Laughs What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork.

: #Laughs |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments.

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: #Laughs "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went." "You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife.

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