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: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

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: #Laughs Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

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: #Laughs |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.

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: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

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: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

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: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

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: #Laughs FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

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: #Laughs |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

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: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

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: #Laughs A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience.

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: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

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: #Laughs Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.

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: #Laughs From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...

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: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

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: #Laughs Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team.

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: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A blonde was swimming.

: #Laughs Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: "Working mothers are the backbone of the third half of the economy." Glenda Jackson, Channel 4 TV: "There's nothing athletes like - or indeed hate - more than

: #Laughs |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family.

: #Laughs When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

: #Laughs A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

: #Laughs Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress.

: #Laughs FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

: #Laughs |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.

: #Laughs A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

: #Laughs A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience.

: #Laughs Heard about Salman Rushdie's sequels to "Satanic Verses"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.

: #Laughs Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.

: #Laughs From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry...

: #Laughs "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'.

: #Laughs Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team.

: #Laughs A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

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