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: #Laughs An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

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: #Laughs Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle.

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: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say....

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: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

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: #Laughs What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

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: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

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: #Laughs What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

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: #Laughs The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

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: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

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: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

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: #Laughs What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name.

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: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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: #Laughs GENERAL 1.

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: #Laughs If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cours

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: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.As Chelsea was nestled

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: #Laughs |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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: #Laughs An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various crimes and are taken to the Guillotine.The executioner places the Italian on the block and asks if he has any last words.

: #Laughs Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

: #Laughs Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle.

: #Laughs How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? Have the fifth one say....

: #Laughs The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order.

: #Laughs What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

: #Laughs How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

: #Laughs What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

: #Laughs The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

: #Laughs Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

: #Laughs What sort of a car has your dad got? I can't remember the name.

: #Laughs How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

: #Laughs GENERAL 1.

: #Laughs If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the client."They told me at the blood bank this might happen."This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time-management cours

: #Laughs Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary, peering into her blouse.The Secret Service were guarding the premises with care,for a whole host of Democrats were vacationing there.As Chelsea was nestled

: #Laughs |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs.

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor's bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and tell him when the bull was finished.

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