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: #Laughs I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

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: #Laughs Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

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: #Laughs What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

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: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

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: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

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: #Laughs A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.

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: #Laughs |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD M

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: #Laughs Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

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: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

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: #Laughs Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

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: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

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: #Laughs What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains.

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: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

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: #Laughs A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats.

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: #Laughs I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

: #Laughs Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend.

: #Laughs A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from theRussians before the new government kicked them out.

: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

: #Laughs What did the monster say to his psychiatrist? 'I feel abominable.'

: #Laughs |Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don't do that.

: #Laughs Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

: #Laughs What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

: #Laughs A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore.

: #Laughs |OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they're just fooling themselvesOLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legsOLD MATH TEACHERS never die, they just reduce to lowest termsOLD M

: #Laughs Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

: #Laughs This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

: #Laughs Never Give Up! by Percy Vere

: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

: #Laughs A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The boy opened a box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table."What are you doing?" his mother asked."The box says you can't eat them if t

: #Laughs What's so great about being a dick ? 1) You've got a head with no brains.

: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

: #Laughs A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater.As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats.

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