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: #Laughs First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!

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: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

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: #Laughs Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

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: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

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: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

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: #Laughs |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo wh

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: #Laughs A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.

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: #Laughs There were three guys in an airplane.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !

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: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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: #Laughs A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

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: #Laughs Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.

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: #Laughs An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

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: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

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: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

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: #Laughs What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

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: #Laughs A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.

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: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

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: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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: #Laughs First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First person: Good!

: #Laughs What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !

: #Laughs Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!

: #Laughs |Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window.

: #Laughs |A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents?A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

: #Laughs |At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player and a viola player having a fight.He breaks the fight up and asks what the fight was about.The oboe player says, "He broke my reed! I was just about to play my big solo wh

: #Laughs A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him.

: #Laughs There were three guys in an airplane.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Census ! Census who ? Census presents for Christmas !

: #Laughs What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

: #Laughs A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road.

: #Laughs Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day.

: #Laughs An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.

: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

: #Laughs WIFE: "You look tired, honey.

: #Laughs What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

: #Laughs A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams.

: #Laughs Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I've never looked

: #Laughs |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.

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