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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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: #Laughs My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

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: #Laughs Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

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: #Laughs When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

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: #Laughs Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!

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: #Laughs How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

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: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under

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: #Laughs A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

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: #Laughs There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

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: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

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: #Laughs Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.

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: #Laughs A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

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: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

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: #Laughs How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!

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: #Laughs A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

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: #Laughs Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!

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: #Laughs One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.

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: #Laughs A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory.

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: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have barbeques? the beans keep slipping through the grill.

: #Laughs My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.

: #Laughs Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits."

: #Laughs When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.

: #Laughs Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!

: #Laughs How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!

: #Laughs Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under

: #Laughs A customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything.

: #Laughs There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

: #Laughs Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.

: #Laughs A family was having dinner on Mother's Day.

: #Laughs Every time I tell my English Setter to stop barking, it never does! What does it do? It just stands on its back two legs and quotes Shakespeare! What? Yeah, it says, "To bark or not to bark that is the question!" and keeps on bar

: #Laughs How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!

: #Laughs A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.

: #Laughs Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!

: #Laughs One guy was on duty in the main lab on a quiet afternoon.

: #Laughs A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory.

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