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: #Laughs You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turned off the fireplace"!!!

: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

: #Laughs Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in there!

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

: #Laughs Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because

: #Laughs An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard.

: #Laughs A blonde meets up with a friend as she's picking up her car from the mechanic."Everything ok with your car now?""Yes, thank goodness," the blonde replies."Weren't you worried the mechanic might try to rip you off?""Yeah, but he didn't.

: #Laughs A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: "Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,""Get off my back, dear!" she replies

: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

: #Laughs At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"Sign over a gynecologist's office"Dr.
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