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: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

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: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

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: #Laughs Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

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: #Laughs Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

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: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

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: #Laughs Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!I looked away for a couple se

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: #Laughs Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it's fresh ground.

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: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

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: #Laughs Two old guys, like 80 yrs.

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: #Laughs If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.

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: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

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: #Laughs Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

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: #Laughs Fade Away by Peter Out

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: #Laughs Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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: #Laughs In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying...

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: #Laughs DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows.

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: #Laughs What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !

: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

: #Laughs Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.

: #Laughs Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive

: #Laughs Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.

: #Laughs Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!I looked away for a couple se

: #Laughs Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it's fresh ground.

: #Laughs |Take heart, America.

: #Laughs Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going.

: #Laughs Two old guys, like 80 yrs.

: #Laughs If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.

: #Laughs This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98? A: 3 years

: #Laughs Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches? They prefer cricket matches!

: #Laughs Fade Away by Peter Out

: #Laughs Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

: #Laughs In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substance and the darkness wasupon the face of the workers and they spoke among themselves,saying...

: #Laughs DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows.

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