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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

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: #Laughs CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are.

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: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

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: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved.

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: #Laughs There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles.

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: #Laughs Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream

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: #Laughs How many Man U.

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: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

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: #Laughs Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding.

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: #Laughs A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task.

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: #Laughs Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

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: #Laughs What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!

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: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

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: #Laughs Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.

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: #Laughs |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad

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: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God's way of reminding men how inadequate they are.

: #Laughs Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?I think that's how dog

: #Laughs During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle.

: #Laughs What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved.

: #Laughs There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles.

: #Laughs Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day? - A: Mice cream

: #Laughs How many Man U.

: #Laughs There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats.

: #Laughs Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding.

: #Laughs A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task.

: #Laughs Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!

: #Laughs What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!

: #Laughs Why was the lightning grilled on the stove? -To make heat lightning

: #Laughs Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.

: #Laughs |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: 'Smoking's bad

: #Laughs CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac? Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

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