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: #Laughs Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

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: #Laughs How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

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: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

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: #Laughs Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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: #Laughs Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

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: #Laughs An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, li

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

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: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

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: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

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: #Laughs If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

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: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

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: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

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: #Laughs The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels.

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: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

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: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

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: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

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: #Laughs How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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: #Laughs Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night." Man: "What's the charge?" Polceman: "Oh, there's no charge.

: #Laughs How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

: #Laughs What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you."A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill myself."

: #Laughs Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

: #Laughs Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

: #Laughs An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, li

: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, you must help me.

: #Laughs |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc.DOS w

: #Laughs If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

: #Laughs The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart

: #Laughs The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels.

: #Laughs Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: Again!

: #Laughs With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housec

: #Laughs Regardless of what you may hear, there's still many women these days who are excellent "housekeepers".

: #Laughs How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

: #Laughs Q.

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