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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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: #Laughs |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

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: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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: #Laughs Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.

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: #Laughs A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

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: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

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: #Laughs |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell.

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: #Laughs Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be taught in all Southern schools.

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: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

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: #Laughs What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

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: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

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: #Laughs If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

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: #Laughs Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck

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: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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: #Laughs A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'

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: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

: #Laughs |Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

: #Laughs Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

: #Laughs Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.

: #Laughs A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident. Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now! Nurse: What is it? Doctor: It's a big building with a lot of doctors, but that's not important now!

: #Laughs |The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in interviews with staff at the Cardiff DE Centre.Caller : I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.

: #Laughs |The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson's Firing exercise and his face fell.

: #Laughs Atlanta School BoardThe Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be taught in all Southern schools.

: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs What dog sweats the most and drinks the most water? A hot-weiler!

: #Laughs An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

: #Laughs Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck

: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

: #Laughs A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'

: #Laughs These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alan ! Alan who ? Alan a good cause !

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