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: #Laughs |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

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: #Laughs Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!

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: #Laughs Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great.

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: #Laughs A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus.

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: #Laughs |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why are you in uniform?""Today is my day off."

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: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What's the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show?The circus is an array of cunning stunts.Holly Happidays

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: #Laughs Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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: #Laughs Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

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: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

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: #Laughs A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys.

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: #Laughs An old woman saved a Fairy's life.

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: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

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: #Laughs |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.""Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company prese

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

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: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

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: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

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: #Laughs "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth." "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!" "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers." "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood." "The Land of The Lost...The

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: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

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: #Laughs |A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

: #Laughs Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!

: #Laughs Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great.

: #Laughs A little corporate humor----------------------I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus.

: #Laughs |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why are you in uniform?""Today is my day off."

: #Laughs A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox fashion, and so draped a banner on the front of their building that read:"Our Staff will stuff your Stiff."Not to be outdone, the madame across the street had her girls resp

: #Laughs What's the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun has a soul full of hope.What's the difference between a circus and a Las Vegas Dance Show?The circus is an array of cunning stunts.Holly Happidays

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.

: #Laughs Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

: #Laughs Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes.

: #Laughs |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!

: #Laughs A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys.

: #Laughs An old woman saved a Fairy's life.

: #Laughs A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop!

: #Laughs |Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days."Why, my outfit was so well drilled," declared one, "that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.""Very good," conceded the other, "but when my company prese

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

: #Laughs Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the wife is missin,Didn't ask - her permission,I'm wearin' her clothes,Her silk pantyhose,Walkin' round in women's underwear.In the store - there's a t

: #Laughs "Billy, the Homicidal Smurf." "Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home." "Archie, the Abcessed Tooth." "Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!" "The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers." "Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood." "The Land of The Lost...The

: #Laughs A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front.

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