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: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

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: #Laughs |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obviousThe wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You'll pay for this l

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

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: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

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: #Laughs A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!""Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand backup there, it'l

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: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

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: #Laughs At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

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: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."

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: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

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: #Laughs Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

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: #Laughs Home - A - Age Jokes "That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher.

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: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

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: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

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: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

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: #Laughs Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

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: #Laughs If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of your pets.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to school as if nothing is wrong.

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: #Laughs Men are like....Laxatives.

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: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

: #Laughs |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It's your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obviousThe wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You'll pay for this l

: #Laughs Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt."Reach up there and find out."She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!""Aye, it has," replied the Scotsman, "and if you put your hand backup there, it'l

: #Laughs A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?"The woman's eyes got very large, and s

: #Laughs At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

: #Laughs Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

: #Laughs Little boy to airline pilot: "You're a pilot?!?!? That must be exciting." Pilot: "Not if I do it right."

: #Laughs Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

: #Laughs What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

: #Laughs Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

: #Laughs Home - A - Age Jokes "That's an excellent essay for someone your age," said the English teacher.

: #Laughs |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken.

: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

: #Laughs The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.

: #Laughs Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !

: #Laughs If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of your pets.Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send them off to school as if nothing is wrong.

: #Laughs Men are like....Laxatives.

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