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: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

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: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

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: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

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: #Laughs Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

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: #Laughs What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels

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: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

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: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

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: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and splat!...

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.

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: #Laughs |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

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: #Laughs |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the Gene

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: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

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: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

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: #Laughs How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

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: #Laughs A man is in a hotel lobby.

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: #Laughs The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

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: #Laughs |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

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: #Laughs A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks." He said.

: #Laughs Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to m

: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

: #Laughs Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

: #Laughs What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels

: #Laughs How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? "What kind of answer did you have in mind?" Two, one to change the light bulb and one to check that it was done within the given budget.

: #Laughs Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't you learn anything in history class?

: #Laughs Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and splat!...

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.

: #Laughs |There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.

: #Laughs |A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their country in the Falkland Island Crisis.Upon returning to England from the South American island, three soldiers that had distinguished themselves in battle were summoned to the Gene

: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new airplane in the living room.

: #Laughs How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !

: #Laughs A man is in a hotel lobby.

: #Laughs The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home.

: #Laughs |What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business on the side!

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