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: #Laughs Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.

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: #Laughs What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

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: #Laughs Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?Colored Elastics For Braces:As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.Inflatable Furnit

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: #Laughs Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn't find a BP station!

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: #Laughs Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children.

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: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

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: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

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: #Laughs |McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

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: #Laughs A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

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: #Laughs |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

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: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

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: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

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: #Laughs How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

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: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

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: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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: #Laughs A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The father replied: "Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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: #Laughs Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues.

: #Laughs What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

: #Laughs Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?Colored Elastics For Braces:As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.Inflatable Furnit

: #Laughs Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn't find a BP station!

: #Laughs Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children.

: #Laughs Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut.

: #Laughs A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins.

: #Laughs |McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains.

: #Laughs A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding."Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

: #Laughs |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off.

: #Laughs The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples and a basket of cookies.She told the students to each take only one treat.Next to the basket of apples was a sign:Take only one, God is watching.As one little boy reached over t

: #Laughs Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

: #Laughs How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.

: #Laughs Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

: #Laughs A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The father replied: "Well, son, you must havegotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

: #Laughs What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"

: #Laughs Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.

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