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: #Laughs All of the firefighters at my station are quick.

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: #Laughs A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

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: #Laughs During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front.

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: #Laughs Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors.

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: #Laughs Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!

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: #Laughs "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to me.

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: #Laughs What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

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: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

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: #Laughs Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"Also known as: Mr.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

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: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

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: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

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: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

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: #Laughs |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

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: #Laughs |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this cl

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: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

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: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

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: #Laughs - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret.

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: #Laughs All of the firefighters at my station are quick.

: #Laughs A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?" The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."

: #Laughs During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front.

: #Laughs Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors.

: #Laughs Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation? At the Howliday Inn!

: #Laughs "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus." "Don't worry, it won't happen to me.

: #Laughs What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !

: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

: #Laughs Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"Also known as: Mr.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced

: #Laughs An accountant dies and goes to Heaven.

: #Laughs During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general.

: #Laughs A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?"Child: "Moooo!"Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?"Child: "Meow."Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed litt

: #Laughs |A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and all fell to arguing as to whose profession was the oldest.

: #Laughs |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided not to meet until they have their first meeting and thus will not be meeting until the first time.Their Pre-meeting Statement wanted to make this cl

: #Laughs What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

: #Laughs Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs Why is food better than men?Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

: #Laughs - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? - That is a military secret.

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