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: #Laughs Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say " Wanna ".I watc

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: #Laughs The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

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: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on.

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: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

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: #Laughs First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke!Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and res

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: #Laughs Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.

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: #Laughs An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little ru

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: #Laughs If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?

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: #Laughs Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

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: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

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: #Laughs 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

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: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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: #Laughs HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her

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: #Laughs A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

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: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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: #Laughs Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feather head dress, buckskin clothes, etc.As a pretty woman would walk by, he would raise his right hand, in an Indian greeting, and say " Wanna ".I watc

: #Laughs The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

: #Laughs What's the difference between hard and light? - You can sleep with a light on.

: #Laughs One woman says to another, "I can't understand why you haven't gone to see that new gynecologist yet! I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!"The other woman replies with a smile, "Yeah, I know.

: #Laughs First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit's just a joke!Polands's Worst Air Disaster occurred today when a small two-seaterCessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon incentral Poland.Polish search and res

: #Laughs Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.

: #Laughs An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man's cane slips on the floor and he falls down.As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, "If you put a little ru

: #Laughs If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?

: #Laughs Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

: #Laughs 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man...1.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.

: #Laughs Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

: #Laughs Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

: #Laughs HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her

: #Laughs A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

: #Laughs "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says "That'll be 80p [ATP]!"

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