Tag: Laughs
Sorted by: Oldest Newest Oldest

: #Laughs Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.

: #Laughs One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out and saw what the little boy was doing, he made him stop right away and told the little boy, "That's it for you.

: #Laughs Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

: #Laughs There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter.

: #Laughs What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

: #Laughs Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a container of yogurt? A: Yogurt has culture.
Previous Page Next Page
Terms of Use Create Support ticket Your support tickets Stock Market News! © desicheers.com2025 All Rights reserved.