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: #Laughs Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

: #Laughs Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?Woman: NoMan: Lets have lunch sometime...Sent by jim

: #Laughs How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from ducks.What city has the largest rodent population? Hamsterdam.What did God say when Joan of Arc showed up at the Pearly Gates? "

: #Laughs What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

: #Laughs A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having sex in the middle of the road.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!

: #Laughs Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!?

: #Laughs Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
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