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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

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: #Laughs A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins.

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: #Laughs Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

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: #Laughs When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

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: #Laughs MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

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: #Laughs |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

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: #Laughs How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

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: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

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: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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: #Laughs |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.

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: #Laughs |"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

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: #Laughs These three scientists decided to go fishing one day.

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: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

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: #Laughs Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

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: #Laughs Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

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: #Laughs What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

: #Laughs A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins.

: #Laughs Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant !

: #Laughs When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."

: #Laughs MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my

: #Laughs Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: One - the dead one!

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?

: #Laughs |The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

: #Laughs Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

: #Laughs How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.

: #Laughs A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day.

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

: #Laughs Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

: #Laughs |A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery.

: #Laughs |"Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon.

: #Laughs These three scientists decided to go fishing one day.

: #Laughs The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National Cemetery.

: #Laughs Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

: #Laughs Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.

: #Laughs What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?Data transfer.

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