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: #Laughs Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.

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: #Laughs A Chinese man is making love to his wife.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

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: #Laughs The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain.

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: #Laughs How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

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: #Laughs What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.

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: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

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: #Laughs What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.

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: #Laughs |A young couple were on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream.

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: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to c

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: #Laughs "I have a great diet.

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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: #Laughs While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

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: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

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: #Laughs Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something

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: #Laughs What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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: #Laughs Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

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: #Laughs Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online.

: #Laughs A Chinese man is making love to his wife.

: #Laughs What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

: #Laughs The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain.

: #Laughs How do you make a Venetian blind? Poke him in the eye

: #Laughs What's the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl's assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.

: #Laughs Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man you're planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his

: #Laughs What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.

: #Laughs |A young couple were on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream.

: #Laughs A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to c

: #Laughs "I have a great diet.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

: #Laughs Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

: #Laughs Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

: #Laughs While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, "How long have you been bedridden?" After a look of complete confusion she answered...

: #Laughs An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter.

: #Laughs Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something

: #Laughs What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

: #Laughs Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

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