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: #Laughs Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyeschecked."She says, "You're not kidding.

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: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

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: #Laughs Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday .

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

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: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

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: #Laughs A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for 0.

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: #Laughs An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class.

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: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

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: #Laughs I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

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: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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: #Laughs Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

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: #Laughs Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

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: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

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: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

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: #Laughs A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room.

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: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

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: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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: #Laughs Sobel goes into the optometrist's office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist, "I think I need my eyeschecked."She says, "You're not kidding.

: #Laughs Your ugly. And you're drunk. Yes, but in the morning I'll be sober !

: #Laughs Good news! I've been given a goldfish for my birthday .

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

: #Laughs Customer: Why don't you have doggie bags? Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.

: #Laughs So one sperm says to the other "When do we get to the ovaries?"The other replies "Ovaries! We're not even past the throat yet!"

: #Laughs A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for 0.

: #Laughs An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class.

: #Laughs A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you" asked the reporter "They were right behind me all right", said the manager, "But I managed to shake them off at the station

: #Laughs I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

: #Laughs Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

: #Laughs Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.

: #Laughs Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!

: #Laughs Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school.

: #Laughs |There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

: #Laughs A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his new electric trains in the living room.

: #Laughs A young lady is in the hospital for an operation.She says, "Doc, how long after my operation will I have to wait until I can have sex again?"He says, "You know, Miss Stukowski, you're the first person who ever asked me that before a tonsillectomy!

: #Laughs Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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