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: #Laughs What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

: #Laughs Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have a baby:"It's kinda like trying to pass a watermelon through a keyhole."

: #Laughs A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.

: #Laughs After the first takeoff of the fully automatic airplane, the passengers heard the soothing, reassuring voice of the pilot: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your automatic pilot.

: #Laughs God's Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylittle of an organism's DNA seems to serve any useful function.

: #Laughs The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a sight-seeing tour with a very rich Taiwanese client.

: #Laughs This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walks in and tells him - "I can clearly see your nuts!"

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever.If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?
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