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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

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: #Laughs What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

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: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

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: #Laughs How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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: #Laughs They say she has a sharp tongue.

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: #Laughs Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex.

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: #Laughs How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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: #Laughs Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

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: #Laughs What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

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: #Laughs THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10.

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: #Laughs A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

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: #Laughs Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades.

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: #Laughs A man left from work one Friday afternoon.

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: #Laughs What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.

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: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

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: #Laughs A man finally goes with his wife to church.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.

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: #Laughs Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for .00.

: #Laughs What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

: #Laughs Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis.

: #Laughs How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

: #Laughs They say she has a sharp tongue.

: #Laughs Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex.

: #Laughs How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

: #Laughs Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job.

: #Laughs Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but they think she may be theyoungest woman to have ever held the Presidency.

: #Laughs What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

: #Laughs THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10.

: #Laughs A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

: #Laughs Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades.

: #Laughs A man left from work one Friday afternoon.

: #Laughs What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.

: #Laughs American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

: #Laughs A man finally goes with his wife to church.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.

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