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: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

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: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

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: #Laughs Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!

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: #Laughs |Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly.

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: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

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: #Laughs A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

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: #Laughs |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him.

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: #Laughs So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him.

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: #Laughs * You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: *If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

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: #Laughs Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP .

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

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: #Laughs What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

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: #Laughs How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

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: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

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: #Laughs Doctor, don't cut so deep.

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: #Laughs |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

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: #Laughs I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off.

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: #Laughs Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

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: #Laughs Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker

: #Laughs At what time of day was Adam born? Just before Eve.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

: #Laughs Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they're purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!

: #Laughs |Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly.

: #Laughs As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied.

: #Laughs A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something.

: #Laughs |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him.

: #Laughs So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him.

: #Laughs * You just can't win, and here are the reasons why: *If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.

: #Laughs Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP .

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cricket ! Cricket who ? Cricket neck means I can't lift anything !

: #Laughs What's another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.

: #Laughs How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? - Put a leg of ham up her snatch and pull the bone out.

: #Laughs A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a national convention of cloning scientists.

: #Laughs Doctor, don't cut so deep.

: #Laughs |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands.

: #Laughs I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off.

: #Laughs Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch.

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