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: #Laughs What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

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: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

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: #Laughs Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one...

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: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

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: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

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: #Laughs How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

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: #Laughs One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle.

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: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

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: #Laughs What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

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: #Laughs How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

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: #Laughs As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

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: #Laughs What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

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: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

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: #Laughs Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"Sent by lcg

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: #Laughs What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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: #Laughs What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs |Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

: #Laughs Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him.

: #Laughs Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one...

: #Laughs |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down.

: #Laughs After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.

: #Laughs How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!

: #Laughs One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle.

: #Laughs You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

: #Laughs What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round.

: #Laughs How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

: #Laughs As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

: #Laughs What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !

: #Laughs Who is the fastest runner in history. Adam - because he was the first in the human race.

: #Laughs Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must have been tight last night"The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"Sent by lcg

: #Laughs What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed.

: #Laughs Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A: They don't have balls to scratch.

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