Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket 7> Shrimp Cockatiel 6> Fettucine AlFido 5> Chicken

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs 221.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

: #Laughs What is posthumous work ? Something written by someone after they are dead !

: #Laughs A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

: #Laughs What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.

: #Laughs A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller.

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station.

: #Laughs Why are burglars such good tennis players ? Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !

: #Laughs Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.

: #Laughs The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who ha

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered hisbutcher shop and confronted him with the news that thebaby was his and asked what was he going to do aboutit?Finally he offered to provide her

: #Laughs You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.- if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.- i

: #Laughs A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.

: #Laughs Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket 7> Shrimp Cockatiel 6> Fettucine AlFido 5> Chicken

: #Laughs Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

: #Laughs If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

: #Laughs 221.

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme