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: #Laughs AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the ed

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: #Laughs Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

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: #Laughs What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs My friend is nuts.

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: #Laughs If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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: #Laughs Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

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: #Laughs A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

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: #Laughs A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.

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: #Laughs "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when it's printed in English."

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: #Laughs Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

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: #Laughs Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

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: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

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: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

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: #Laughs Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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: #Laughs AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the ed

: #Laughs Why do farts smell? So deaf people can enjoy them too.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws? It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!

: #Laughs What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs My friend is nuts.

: #Laughs If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

: #Laughs Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.

: #Laughs A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

: #Laughs A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.

: #Laughs "Can you read Chinese?" "Yes, but only when it's printed in English."

: #Laughs Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !

: #Laughs Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with their sons.First mother: My son is a priest.

: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

: #Laughs Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody, Anybodyand Nobody.

: #Laughs Woman: Two Achoo! tickets, please.

: #Laughs Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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