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: #Laughs |Marry not a tennis player.

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: #Laughs There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide the round-the-clock care the old man required."Don't leave me here to die alone here!" the old man said, when the day finall

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: #Laughs The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

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: #Laughs How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

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: #Laughs What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !

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: #Laughs |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

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: #Laughs The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three.

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: #Laughs Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked "The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then

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: #Laughs Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

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: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

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: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

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: #Laughs |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.

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: #Laughs At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

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: #Laughs Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, t

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: #Laughs One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake.

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: #Laughs How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

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: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

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: #Laughs |Marry not a tennis player.

: #Laughs There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide the round-the-clock care the old man required."Don't leave me here to die alone here!" the old man said, when the day finall

: #Laughs The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !

: #Laughs How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!

: #Laughs What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !

: #Laughs |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.

: #Laughs The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, "Wanted FBI agents." After sorting through all the applicants they narrow it down to three.

: #Laughs Mary went to Jill's place to tell her about a horrible experience she'dhad the previous night with this bloke she brought home."Well, what happened when you got there?" Jill asked "The bastard called me a slut!" Mary said."And what did you do then

: #Laughs Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus.

: #Laughs What is a ghost's favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

: #Laughs |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket.

: #Laughs At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic

: #Laughs Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman."She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, t

: #Laughs One day a boy was drowning in a near by lake.

: #Laughs How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.

: #Laughs Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do.

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