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: #Laughs If Santa Claus and Mrs.

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: #Laughs Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

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: #Laughs Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

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: #Laughs THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it's good for removin

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: #Laughs The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork

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: #Laughs "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?

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: #Laughs Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs 14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test1.

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: #Laughs What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother...

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

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: #Laughs A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me.

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: #Laughs |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10.

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: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.

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: #Laughs What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

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: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

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: #Laughs If Santa Claus and Mrs.

: #Laughs Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two.

: #Laughs Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.

: #Laughs THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it's good for removin

: #Laughs The World of Vegetables by Artie Choak

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork

: #Laughs "My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!"said Miss Conceited. ''Then he's right said her little brother.''Sophia Loren?'' "No-spaghetti!''

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where he'd seen himself before?

: #Laughs Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.2nd guy hisses

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs 14 Things to do While Taking a Driver's Test1.

: #Laughs What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother...

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head

: #Laughs A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch- stations, you call them, so they tell me.

: #Laughs |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10.

: #Laughs An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars.

: #Laughs What is a polygon ? A dead parrot !

: #Laughs One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which should be in charge.The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the mostimportant and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and let the rest of youknow w

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