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: #Laughs What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.

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: #Laughs Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

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: #Laughs One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

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: #Laughs Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check o

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: #Laughs |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over 0,000 a game: ,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming million in endorsements next year, he'll be maki

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: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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: #Laughs |Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health

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: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

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: #Laughs Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.

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: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

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: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

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: #Laughs How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three.

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: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My what big eyes you have, Mr.

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: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

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: #Laughs 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said.

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: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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: #Laughs What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.

: #Laughs Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.

: #Laughs One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up.

: #Laughs Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns the corner andasks Willy what he's doing.Willy replies, "I'm going to Chicago for the weekend."The orderly chuckles and enters Bob's room to check o

: #Laughs |An answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?" Michael Jordan will make over 0,000 a game: ,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming million in endorsements next year, he'll be maki

: #Laughs Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

: #Laughs |Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?A: It eggs-plodes!Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be!Q: Is chicken soup good for your health

: #Laughs Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

: #Laughs Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of marriage? he wife told the judge that her husband was "driving her buggy!"

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !

: #Laughs Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.

: #Laughs What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.

: #Laughs There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram

: #Laughs How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three.

: #Laughs |1.

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log."My what big eyes you have, Mr.

: #Laughs What is New Jersey's state bird? The common House Fly.

: #Laughs 'I can't find my dollar bill,' Jane sobbed. 'Don't worry,' her Counselor said.

: #Laughs A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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