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: #Laughs Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.

: #Laughs |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to turn on.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !

: #Laughs An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space shewas waiting for.

: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

: #Laughs A businessman was confused about a bill he had received, so he asked his secretary for some mathematical help.

: #Laughs Customer: "I've been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automatically -- but there's a bug in it.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

: #Laughs Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the
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