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: #Laughs A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!

: #Laughs A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.However, as they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed detector and was pulled over.The officer handed him the citation, re

: #Laughs Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

: #Laughs "That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor."You didn't do it, did you?""I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add.

: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

: #Laughs How can you tell if a man's playing around?He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."

: #Laughs |You've been in graphics too long if...by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce Gouraud first time.

: #Laughs An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses to adultery, I'll quit!"Since everyone liked him, they decided to use a code word: "fallen."From then on, a

: #Laughs There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"Then the dick said "Ya,

: #Laughs A guy was trying to console a friend who'd just found his wifein bed with another man."Get over it, buddy," he said.

: #Laughs Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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