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: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: "Sin?"

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: #Laughs Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

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: #Laughs Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky'swardrobe?When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.

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: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a sav

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: #Laughs **********************************************Q.

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

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: #Laughs A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-do

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: #Laughs The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

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: #Laughs Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

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: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

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: #Laughs What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.

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: #Laughs Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

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: #Laughs |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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: #Laughs At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: "Sin?"

: #Laughs Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot.

: #Laughs Whats a blonde's favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky'swardrobe?When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.

: #Laughs An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage."The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a sav

: #Laughs **********************************************Q.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).

: #Laughs A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for the address and the dalmation responded, "www.dalmation.dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-dot-do

: #Laughs The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office.

: #Laughs Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !

: #Laughs A young couple decided to wed.

: #Laughs What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.

: #Laughs Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!

: #Laughs |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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