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: #Laughs How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..

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: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

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: #Laughs One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.

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: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

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: #Laughs |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

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: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

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: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

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: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

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: #Laughs A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical exam first.

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: #Laughs |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!

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: #Laughs One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

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: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

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: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

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: #Laughs Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.

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: #Laughs A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

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: #Laughs A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday.

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!

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: #Laughs The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

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: #Laughs How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb in her ass, AND yer middle-finger in her cunt...Now, if ya can SNAP yer fingers, ya know she's been fucking too much..

: #Laughs A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.

: #Laughs One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.

: #Laughs The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name.

: #Laughs Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog's outside in the waiting room!

: #Laughs |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.

: #Laughs "How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?" by Woody Allen.

: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

: #Laughs A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical exam first.

: #Laughs |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!

: #Laughs One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !

: #Laughs How do you address a monster? Very politely.

: #Laughs Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

: #Laughs Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.

: #Laughs A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.

: #Laughs A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday.

: #Laughs Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!

: #Laughs The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

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