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: #Laughs What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

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: #Laughs Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

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: #Laughs After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

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: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.

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: #Laughs Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean.

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: #Laughs |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

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: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

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: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you ," the teacher began," and you gave to Mary, to Sally and to Susan, what would you have?""An orgy," Johnny answered.

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: #Laughs As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortuna

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: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

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: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

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: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

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: #Laughs What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

: #Laughs Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

: #Laughs Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

: #Laughs After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.

: #Laughs A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats.

: #Laughs What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.

: #Laughs Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle of the ocean.

: #Laughs |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!

: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

: #Laughs Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

: #Laughs What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can't get your kids to eat spinach.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.

: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teachersingled him out."If I gave you ," the teacher began," and you gave to Mary, to Sally and to Susan, what would you have?""An orgy," Johnny answered.

: #Laughs As a man ages, it is natural that his hair starts thinning.It is a well-known fact that when a man is bald at the frontof his head, it?s because he?s a great thinker.Also, when a man is bald at the back of his head, it?sbecause he?s sexy.Unfortuna

: #Laughs The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Se

: #Laughs This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and sees a cute little rich girl who's had too much to drink.He says to her, "Hey, baby...whataya say we go back to your place and get it on! Lost in her drink, she repli

: #Laughs Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police.

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