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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !

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: #Laughs What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

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: #Laughs On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

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: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

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: #Laughs A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination.

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: #Laughs Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra.

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: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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: #Laughs |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.- Old architects never die, they ju

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: #Laughs The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1.

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: #Laughs What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.

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: #Laughs A man out playing golf slices off into the woods.

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: #Laughs Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.

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: #Laughs Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

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: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

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: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck!What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?Freeze a jolly good fellow

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !

: #Laughs What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!

: #Laughs On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

: #Laughs How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!

: #Laughs A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon.

: #Laughs A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination.

: #Laughs Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for Viagra.

: #Laughs You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

: #Laughs |What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.- Old actors never die, they just drop apart.- Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.- Old architects never die, they ju

: #Laughs The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1.

: #Laughs What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.

: #Laughs A man out playing golf slices off into the woods.

: #Laughs Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love? A: They got married in the spring.

: #Laughs Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as I recall.

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck!What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?Freeze a jolly good fellow

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.

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