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: #Laughs What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

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: #Laughs Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

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: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

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: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

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: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

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: #Laughs An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren.

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: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

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: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

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: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

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: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

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: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.

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: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

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: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

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: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

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: #Laughs Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something

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: #Laughs Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!

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: #Laughs What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

: #Laughs Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

: #Laughs It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded

: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

: #Laughs An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

: #Laughs An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren.

: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

: #Laughs After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

: #Laughs An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.

: #Laughs What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.

: #Laughs What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.

: #Laughs Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.

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: #Laughs What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

: #Laughs Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

: #Laughs Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." and Moses says "Yeah sure." So Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was a

: #Laughs Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something

: #Laughs Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!

: #Laughs Mr.

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