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: #Laughs What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once.

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: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

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: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

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: #Laughs As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

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: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

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: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

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: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

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: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

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: #Laughs "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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: #Laughs Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

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: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

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: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

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: #Laughs A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.

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: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!

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: #Laughs One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo.

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: #Laughs What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once.

: #Laughs |The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?""Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk bu

: #Laughs A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher.

: #Laughs As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!

: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!

: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

: #Laughs What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!

: #Laughs Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a hardware problem.

: #Laughs A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

: #Laughs "It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

: #Laughs Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!

: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant:17.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?

: #Laughs A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.

: #Laughs What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!

: #Laughs One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo.

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