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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.

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: #Laughs |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

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: #Laughs One day there were two boys playing by a stream.

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: #Laughs What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

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: #Laughs "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up sh

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: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

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: #Laughs What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

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: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

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: #Laughs Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

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: #Laughs HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her

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: #Laughs Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

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: #Laughs Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom.

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: #Laughs It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

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: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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: #Laughs The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and resell it the next day.

: #Laughs |What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".

: #Laughs One day there were two boys playing by a stream.

: #Laughs What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

: #Laughs "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up sh

: #Laughs Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead.

: #Laughs What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.

: #Laughs Both of my marriages have been disappointing.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

: #Laughs Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

: #Laughs HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, listen to her

: #Laughs Who is the oldest singer on the Internet? Click Jagger.

: #Laughs Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom.

: #Laughs It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.

: #Laughs Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.

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