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: #Laughs |A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane.

: #Laughs |Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary: 1) The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by

: #Laughs What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !

: #Laughs A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university.

: #Laughs Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

: #Laughs Why do men fart more than women?Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

: #Laughs Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded by a pirate ship.

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

: #Laughs An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal sex?""Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"
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